Your Office Thinks It’s Immortal. This Wheel of Rust Just Rolled In to Laugh at That

Your headquarters looks like it still believes the servers will never go down, the valuation will only go up, and the espresso machine will keep frothing forever. Cute. Adorable, even. Like a golden retriever that hasn’t realized it’s fourteen.

Meanwhile, reality has been sending gentle reminders in the form of outages, layoffs, and that one viral tweet from a sixteen-year-old who just shorted your entire sector for lulz.

Enter stage left: the artistic equivalent of a polite cough in a quiet room.

Digital Industrial Art: Abstract Symmetrical Wheel (“sorry to interrupt your delusion, champ”)

Imagine the most perfect cybernetic mandala ever designed by a Victorian engineer who mainlined Red Bull and existential dread. Now let it sit in an abandoned data center for twenty years.

Let the rust crawl across chrome like orange mold on wedding cake. Let the neon filaments stutter like a GPU on its last prayer. Freeze that exact moment and stretch it to six-and-a-quarter feet of framed “memento mori.”

That’s the piece.

It’s basically the artwork version of walking into a board meeting wearing a black t-shirt that says “Temporarily Embarrassed Trillionaires Club.”

And the best part? Your accountant will high-five you.

Because under every sensible tax jurisdiction on Earth, this counts as “business furnishings” and is 100% deductible in the year you buy it. Which means the IRS, HMRC, or whichever tax authority you owe money to is essentially co-sponsoring your midlife crisis in wall form.

Actual reactions from people who’ve seen it in person:

• One CTO started nervously laughing and couldn’t stop for three minutes.
• A venture partner immediately asked if we had a smaller version for his divorce attorney’s office.
• The cleaning crew now dusts it first, like it’s the shrine it deserves to be.

Specs (for the nerds who read to the bottom):

• 2.25" renewable alder frame finished in “post-apocalyptic matte”
• Acrylite front (because broken glass is so 2023)
• Archival pigments rated for longer than your company will probably exist
• Made-to-order, no reprints, no “but maybe in 60x40 for the interns” nonsense
• Ships white-glove so the delivery guy judges your lobby in person

Look, if your office still has motivational posters of rowboats and the word “SYNERGY” in all caps, this piece will mercifully cover them forever.

If your office is already tasteful and minimalist, this piece will stroll in, light a cigarette, and explain that minimalism was just capitalism’s coping mechanism.

Either way, the wheel turns. Rust never sleeps. And right now there’s still an allocation window before the next founder with commitment issues buys it for their cold-plunge room.

Grab it here before someone else weaponizes entropy first: https://z3vios-shop.fourthwall.com/en-nzd/products/digital-industrial-art-abstract-symmetrical-wheel

Your walls called. They’re tired of lying.

— Z3VIOS Making tax-deductible existential dread fashionable since 2025.